I'm that one fish that swims upstream...backwards.
Hey, I'm Jess! Writer. Gryffindor. Roleplayer. Disnerd. Backstage Theatre Devotee. English & Creative Writing major to-be. I'm a Great White Shark in the body of a Goldfish.  Babbling Bumbling Baboon(s)

And, scene!

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.


I just saw Catching Fire and when Katniss says to Peeta ‘see you at midnight’ some girl screamed NO YOU WONT and literally fell out of her chair sobbing



me as a celebrity

HEALTH TIP: when you’re about to sneeze be courteous and cover your mouth with the nearest anti-vaccination activist.

Five Things You’d Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me



Your move, followers. What items do you use to bring me forth? 

lol im curious


thanks to nyonair for the lift - december 2013 (2/2)

Anon with the Sperril prompt: I feel stupid for even asking for Sperril since you've obviously asked for Jogan. So to set aside that embarrassing moment: could you maybe write about a moment where Logan's jealousy kicks in? Like some evil executives try to make Jules dates someone for publicity and Logan just won't have it? (It'd be better if they weren't together by this time but your choice.) So… please?



Hi Anon. Please don’t feel stupid. I actually do like Sperril and will try to fill that prompt a little later when I’m more familiar with the pairing. Thank you for the enjoyable prompt~

So this is my first Dalton/ Jogan fic and I haven’t really written a whole lot of other fanfics. Anyway, I hope this satisfies Anon and other Jogan shippers. Please tell me if you guys enjoyed it and if you see any huge errors of any sort. I’ll write more once I get a response or two.

Ahaha. I’m so nervous submitting this. I didn’t write smut because I figured I should try to keep the first fic more simple. So yeah, please enjoy.

Title: This Jules Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us
Pairing: Jogan (Julian x Logan)
Summary:"Julian," Logan almost shouted. "What in the fuck is this I’m hearing about you dating some god forsaken bitch-
Word count: 2795

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  #screams    #jogan    #daltonfic  

❀ about me ❀


name: Jess

birthday: April 6th, 1996

zodiac: Aries

single or taken: single

height: 5’2

eye color: dark brown

middle name: mei

favorite color: blue, green or purple

lucky number: 2


hogwarts house: gryffindor

favorite television show: I don’t really watch much television. Uh…2 Broke Girls?

favorite season: Summer

describe yourself in a few words: Klutzy fiction enthusiast

future children’s names: Ellie, Benjamin, Julian, David

meaning of your name: wealthy

ultimate otp: Julian Larson and Logan Wright, or Tamaki Suoh and Kyoya Ootori

what do you plan to/do for a living: writing

starbucks order: chocolate chip frappucino


introvert or extrovert: introvert

dawn or dusk: dusk

righty or lefty: righty

coffee or tea: coffee

rain or shine: rain

reading or writing: both



*breaks a vase that cost 8,000,000 yen*

it’s a metaphor

  #THE ONLY ONE I WILL REBLOG    #tfios    #ouran  


Do you ever think about how Remus Lupin got on the Hogwarts Express to travel to Hogwarts and fell asleep in a compartment by himself and then woke up to find that James Potter’s son had sat down in the same compartment as him?

because I do



  #scooby doo  


Gavin dressed up as his GTAV character.

  #roosterteeth    #gav  
sometimes I forget you follow me because omg wow why do you do that you're so cool

Hello, I’m totally not cool, but thank you.



"Guess who’s BACK." The doors to the common room exploded open. The freshmen didn’t get a chance to hide. The upperclassmen didn’t get the opportunity to run. "Hollywood royalty, present and at your service!" The diva walked the hallway like it was his personal catwalk, a smirk on his face as the other students scattered out of the way with irritated glances that rolled right off his back. He headed in the direction of where the Stuart prefect was sitting, throwing the side of his foot hard into the adjacent chair that most knew to leave vacant. "Out, new meat." He watched the freshman scuttle away, hopping over the back of the chair and seating himself.

  #jogan rp    #morethanablipintime