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I'm that one fish that swims upstream...backwards.
Hey, I'm Jess! Writer. Gryffindor. Roleplayer. Disnerd. Backstage Theatre Devotee. English & Creative Writing major to-be. I'm a Great White Shark in the body of a Goldfish.  Babbling Bumbling Baboon(s)
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Song: Breakeven (Falling to Pieces)
Artist: Alex Goot
Played: 170 times.

"Has the Knight upset the White Queen’s sister?" 

"YES. WhatdoIdo. Justin’s going to come over with all of his brother rath….I need more weaponry and supplies!"

"Put down the crossbow and salt. We know how to get a Talking Flower un-upset."

"Un-upset isn’t a word, twins."

"Details, details. Do you want your damsel back or not?"

"…What do I have to do?"

"Sing-"

"Preferably outside her window with the best lost-puppy-expression you can muster, come on, Knight! We’ve got work to do!"

"PUT ME DOWN! I CAN WALK ON MY OWN. TWEEDLES!"

[Song: Breakeven, cover by Alex Goot.]